Adam: Hey, let's make salsa this weekend.
Salsa is a fairly intuitive and easy process (which means I was fairly intimidated and attempting to deflect any questions asking my opinion on the product throughout). Adam did fine. Surprise, surprise.
So we combined tomatoes, and black beans, and onions, and jalapenos, and crushed pineapple, maybe some other stuff, a bunch of spices, and ended up with salsa.
And by we, I mean he. I'm still slowly chopping the onion into irregularly-sized pieces.